Working on a ridiculous short story. Here it is in all it's profanity. Read it in updates.
The Wishing Wang
It was like a genie living in his pants just waited to be rubbed the right way. At least that's what all the girls thought. In fact that's all they thought. To them there wasn't anything behind the Wishing Wang that mattered. Just some piece of meat they'd ignore as soon as they were finished.
His name was Brian Fanguard and he wasn't anything special. He got his first hand job when he was nineteen. The next day a certain cheating no good ex-boyfriend choked to death on his... while masturbating. Coincidence after coincidence launched him straight into the spotlight.
Brian walked home after a long day, both hands in his front pockets and he took longer strides with his right leg. Not even the gym is safe anymore, Brian thought.
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