Welcome to your new addictive habit of checking this like you check your email and text messages for class cancelings when it's snowing enough to hide a small child. This is happening. I'm normally much more subtle and humble. But this is part of me telling you your future. So we'll start with a simple horrorscope. That's right. Real horror.
Tomorrow you'll feel tingly in some part of your body telling you that you've neglected it lately. Also, you'll feel inclined to find something to have sex with. Don't take many chances in the next few days because you'll fail them all. You are going to pass up a love opportunity, blissfully unaware the emotional turmoil it would have caused when (not if) it ended. Stop thinking in absolutes. Nothing is forever. Not even that single streak you've slipped into here lately and gained 5, 10, 30 pounds from pounding ice cream gallons and staying up late googling naked celebrities.
Suck it up. Read a good blog (heh heh) and go fuck off outside.
Feeling a little weirded out you staring at me so much,
LQ
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So....you were Peter Pan and Alice in Wonderland all at once?
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