At least I'm not as sad as I used to be

So I was out of milk for a while. My life just isn't worth living if I can't have my milk. But while I was restocking on milk, no, when I was piling the groceries into my car I sat down and knew I'd blown another chance and I thought, "I just blew another chance." It was funny in my head. Thinking something and then thinking it. I can see today isn't going to be a good joke day. Well, lets just get this over with then.


Have you ever felt like an unreliable narrator? If you answer no, then you are currently an unreliable narrator. I totally change the appearance of things or more importantly just gloss over things I can't handle. I do it all the time. There is some other world out there where I'm not funny and completely important for everything to work. I don't want to live there. And I know you don't want to live there. I mean, come on. You're reading my blaug. My stupid thoughts and ramblings haphazardly typed out. Your whole life is just to puff me up. Oh so you think you aren't going to read this again. I really got to you there. I'm not sorry. I warned you. This is a dangerous place. You may get pricked. You may not like it. You may want to leave immediately. You will read true genius. (I don't actually believe that. But this is my world so fuck you.)

Let's get down to those brass tacks you've been waiting so long for. Horrorscope time:

The sea will boil. Just a small part. Tiny. Maybe in someone's pot on their stove. Don't fucking look at me like that. It is definitely going to happen. Oh you think you can do better. Well go for it. Yeah I'll wait.










What? You've got nothing. I figured. So just take it like a good little animal. Oh yeah.
Where was I? Something about the rings of jupiter? We'll just run with it I guess. So the rings... are small. And they go around the planet. So that means you could call your mom. Or she'll turn into the great red spot of a storm. This isn't really that hard. I don't know why you couldn't do it. Blah blah blah, don't drink the second glass of water. And look out for motorcycles. Especially you Steve. Oh man you're in big trouble.

Look out for the next one. I think I will do some word combinations. Some hyphenations. It could be funny. What's a few minutes out of your life? Just don't smoke any and you'll be fine.

Looking out for you (but not right now. I'm on break.),
LQ